A Hilarious Airport Moment

I was flying out of Fort Lauderdale this week, and wanted to breeze through security.

Though, let's face it, I almost always get caught with something strange in my carry-on.

What was it this time?

A long dark shape on the scanner alerted the TSA officer to have a look.

While I was having my requested pat-down (as opposed to the X-Ray infrared scanner), I watched her begin to open up my backpack.

I looked at her screen, and realized what she was looking for.

"It's a crystal dildo", I told her casually.

She looked at me, a little taken aback by my brazen use of the word dildo, I think.

Though, who knows. Those people have seen some funky stuff, I'm sure of it.

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She gingerly peered inside the pouch she fished out, and then closed it back up, telling her colleague "It's all clear".

Her colleague, ever the curious one, asked "What was it?"

The lady who checked, I gotta give it to her, she wanted to preserve my privacy. Because I clearly wasn't doing it, myself.

"It's all clear", she repeated.

"But what was it??"

That's when I turned to the second woman now, saying "It's a crystal dildo".

She didn't have much of a response for that, and I packed up my stuff and went on to find my gate.

Next time, I think I'll call it a 💚"yoni massage wand"💚, which is what I actually refer to it as, and use it for.

It's not really a dildo.

Because the primary intention is not about experiencing pleasure.

It's more about finding the places that are numb, painful, contracted, and breathing into those.

But more on that later.

For now, let's just leave it at the "crystal dildo" TSA experience. 💦

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